A child is sitting outside next to a wall with ten green bottles lined up on it.
Child singing: There were ten green bottles sitting on the wall
Parent offstage: Washed of course
Child: There were ten washed green bottles sitting on the wall
Parent: Oh, and labels removed, naturally
Child: There were ten washed green bottles labels removed sitting on the…
Parent: Did I mention they were Fairtrade?
Child: There were ten washed Fairtrade…
Parent: Organic
Child: Organic?
Parent: Locally produced
Child: Locall-
Parent: Recycled glass
The child smashes a bottle in annoyance then continues singing happily:
There were nine green bottles…
