University sitcom's Hugo contemplates Isabel's dieting regime and tries to plan his own...to the tune of George Michael's 'Faith'
'Cake' audio file
Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice, if I could eat some sugar
You know I really would...if I had a body like you
But I gotta think twice, if I wanna get me thinner
I just ate six dinners
And a tirimasu
I need to lose some of my pork pies
It's time to pick my feet up off the floor
And when that weight comes down from off my thighs
Well I'll be happy baby right now I find it such a chore...
Cos I wanna eat cake, I gotta have cake...
You say you're going to the gym, but you don't need to get thin
You're not even a size 10
You're example I will follow, I'll exercise tomorrow
But in two hours time I'll be thinking again
I have this craving for chocolate cheesecake
Bakewell tarts that are meant to be for four
I really want some sweet Pavlova
Madeira, Eccles, Jaffa
I can't take it any more!
Cos I wanna eat cake. I gotta have cake.
