Grandparents' Anniversary

i'll have an Hedex on the beach, a vodka and neurofen and an Aspirin and tonic...

What?

Well you said 'a cocktail of tablets'...

Grandparents anniversary. What year? Every year. 2nd Jan. 55th anniversary though, that's incredible. felt a bit too young and healthy. they're big fans of the footy though...i can just imagine them there with their scarves yelling at the tv (they're yelling, not the scarves).

Their house is full of bears so naturally they had to move a few thousand before we could actually go round for tea. seriously. it's like trying to find....i dunno, a very small bear in a house full of millions of bears...a little tricky.

Why is it everything tastes better in triangles? I got through endless sandwiches because they were in triangles. It's the same with toast, shortbread, cheese...I'm much more likely to eat it if it's in a triangle shape...am I right?

Picked Nan up to take her to the tea party so obviously had to drive amazingly well/safely/slowly. Compliments all round. She gave me £20 for no reason that I could see. Once again I am blessed.